Date Night

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A car arrived near my house.

Some boy came out.

It's Alex from Target.

"HI BABE."

Shut up.

"hi." I responded.

"You look daft." he said.

"You're too fancy for a kiddie casino. And aren't you American?"

"Yeh I just wanted to sound British GOD DAMMIT STOP JUDGING ME."

"Hush target boy, we're going."

"ok tampon buyer."

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