harry random crackfic

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hello people of the patato realm a 'random' by the way has no clear story line and can go any way so excuse the randomness.

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one day harry interrupted you and James watching a very awesome show called gravity falls.

he then  died from the awesomeness but got reincarnated to be the next Santa and give presents to whiny little brats or children.

 ++*+time sip+*++

one hundred years later harry had no more jams like jimin from bts from which harry died from the no-jams-cancer which effects people with no jams except jimin of course .

 at his funeral you cried but harry's ghost wiped  your tears away telling you to 'be more quiet they're playing my jam'.

you died of a heart attack later that year because of kira.

the end or is it.

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sorry for what ever this is i hope it fulls you! with life!

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