Lennstarr Scenarios [✔️]

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[ random ass lines i've thought ]

[ also go guess who's saying it idek ]

- 'His eyes were cold blue but his heart was pure gold.'

- 'Oh darling, has anyone told you not to talk to strangers?'

- 'Stay away from him, he's the devil.'

- 'I never knew you'd be this tempting.'

- 'Knock it off, sweetheart.'

- 'He's pretty, alright.'

'He isn't just pretty, you asshole. He's beautiful. And he's way out of your league.'

- 'For the fifteenth time today, sod off Lennon.'

- 'I hate you! I hate your stupid smile and I hate your sappy poems! They don't make sense anyways!'

- 'I'm telling you to fuck off and I'm not repeating it.'

- 'Oh, baby. The things you do to me..'

- 'One, I don't find you attractive. And two, I'll call the police.'

- 'It's a metaphor.'

- 'Geez, what got your knickers in a twist?'

'You.'

'Kinky.'

- 'What do you mean being gay is illegal?'

- 'You're the greatest.'

'I'm... I-I'm not---'

'You are. You're the fucking greatest, Richard Starkey and don't let people tell you otherwise.'