Police: Where do you live?
You: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
You: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
You: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
You: Next to my neighbors house.
Police: Where is your neighbors house?
You: You wouldn't believe me if I told you...
Police: Tell me!
You: *Whispers* Next to my house...
Police: That's it kid!
You: Hey your the one that asked!!!
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Sarcastic Comebacks
HumorBecause these are totally going to help you win at life. I mean it's not like I have gotten rejected 20 thousand times.... That's only because one does not simply understand "fangirling" Geez!
