P i n e a p p l e

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( proper n. )
1. A pedophile that you're pretty sure stalks you.
2. Someone who stares at your butt to make sure that your phone doesn't fall out of your back pocket.

( ex. )
1. Ugh, Pineapple is here today. Better keep an eye on his wandering eyes.

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