Where do I begin? (RANTS 1)

Great WOLF Lodge?

So, I'm at Great Wolf Lodge. Cute. The water park was great, but where were the wolves? There was every kind of woodland creature EXCEPT wolves. Except for the costumed wolves that came out every two moons. 🙄 Also I slept inside the cabin, and I had a moose painted to look like it's trying to get through a window. 😑 Were the painters oblivious to how creepy that was? You could tell how many times I almost screamed waking up in the night....