Where do I begin? (RANTS 1)

Green

Green.
Neer G
Near?
Near G?
Near Grass?
Grass is natural.
Green is an eco color.
Eco?
Economy?
Green is very political.
All the other colors are envious.
They must be green with envy.
Every color is green.
Plants are taking over the world.

What? I thought this was a rant book.