Come backs

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I was bored so I thought of come backs....but Someone probably already came up with these ones.
1) I would say I regret nothing but, I regret meeting you
2) I'm surprised there isn't a crap stain on your mouth because, it acts like my but does when I eat too many bran muffins.

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