THE AWESOMEST DUNGEON EVER!!!

THE DUNGEON

Jace awoke in a dark, dank place. What had happened?  Last thing he remembered was walking in Central Park with Isabelle, Simon and Clary. He had gone off to get ice-cream, since it was such a hot day. Then he had been attacked from behind. Despite his amazing angel fighting powers, he was taken without much struggle to a 1960's police box. It was strange that it was there, but he hadn't questioned it much, since he was being dragged. Somehow, they had put a temporary silence rune on him, but he suspected that had run out. Just to test it, he shouted hello. He heard a grunt from the other side if the room. So he wasn't alone. As his eyes adjusted, he saw a young man, maybe just a few years older than himself. He had light brown hair, some stubble on his chin and blue eyes, which were only just opening. 

Just then he heard the door open, and he feigned sleep, hoping the other man would do the same. He heard what must have been two people dragging another, unconscious person down the few steps. "They're all asleep" came a posh-sounding voice. The two people left

Jace opened his eyes. There was now another man in the room. He looked similar enough to the other man, only his hair was a darker brown and he had little stubble. You could still tell them apart easily, though. "Where am I?"Came his voice, the low grumble of the half awake. "You're in Las Vegas" Replied the other man, humour evident in his voice. "Would you like a turn on the casinos before they close?" "Have you actually been to Las Vegas?" Asked the other man. "They would eat you alive" "Excuse me, but I happen to be the best gambler in the galaxy. I once won a jackpot while blind" "Good for you, sister. Captain Jack Harkness, by the way. And who are you?" "Captain Carswell Thorne, at your service" "And who's sweetheart over there?"Asked Jack. "I, am Jace Lightwood, the hottest person alive. Shadowhunter, part angel, I could beat any of you in a fight." "Haha, you sure about that, honey, I am actually, literally, immortal. And I am way hotter than any person in this room" Replied Jack. "Ahem, you wanna bet on that. The second part I mean. I don't want to be fighting someone who is immortal. Actually that would be quite cool, I would just keep killing you and you would keep coming back." Said Carswell. 

"Yah, well just because I'm immortal doesn't mean death doesn't hurt. And you wouldn't rob the universe of something this sexy. Which- let's face it- is probably the reason for me being immortal. You gotta admit I'm hot."Said Jack. "Yah, well, I'm hotter" Jace smirked. "Okay, let's have a competition. Take off your tops everyone." Said Jack as he started to take his top off. 

And that is why, when the servant lady came to drop off the bread and water, she fainted, because she was met with three topless men strutting their stuff in a small and cramped dungeon. 

"What do you you want to do with this fine young girl?" Asked Jack with a smirk. "Leave her alone? " Replied Thorne "That would be the most respectful thing to do" Agreed Jace "Besides- I have a girlfriend" "Oh, I didn't mean in that way- what about we take the keys or something. What sort of person do you think I am?" "That sort of person. But the idiot has a point." Smiled Jace. Thankfully they didn't have to search the girl too much, as she had the keys in her hand. Thorne picked up the keys and twirled them in his hands a couple of times effortlessly, obviously showing off. They continued down the corridor. 

It was a creepy enough corridor, it would be even darker than the dungeon. But the corridor was lit up by a bright light at the end. There was the smell of burning coming from the light, which was coming from a sterilised looking room. The room was large, with what seemed to be an operating table in the centre and numerous doors leading off it. It seemed to be empty, but there was an annoying buzzing noise coming from the machinery.  

"Wait a sec" Said Thorne and rooted in his pocket. "No, not there. I didn't expect it to be anyway, but just checking" "What are you looking for?" Asked Jace "My portscreen" "Your what-what?" Jace had never heard of this before. "How do you not know what a portscreen is?" Asked Thorne. "Wait. What year is it?" Asked Jack. "127 T.E" Said Thorne. "2010 A.D"Said Jace at the same time. "Wait, what?" They said at the same time, which would have been quite funny if they were not the ones that this had happened to.