Vampire Aura~ ||Diabolik Lovers x Reader Assortments||

11.|~Potatos or Worms?~| Scenario

Nothing needs to be said =)

(I'm sorry, i promise that the next one will be the Kanato x Reader Angst! One-Shot. :-:

Are you a potato or a worm?
I saved the best for last...

Shu & Reiji ~

"What kind of question is this?" Reiji glared at the content of the paper. "I would be a potato." Shu put his earbuds back on and went to sleep. "What kind of bullshit is this ^O-O^?" Shu opened his eyes and glared at his brother. "Are you blind? Bish, it's asking if your a potot or a worm. FFS. Reiji ;--_--" Reiji just got out a potato and a worm from his pocket and inspected his choices. "Hmm... I can see why Shu chose a potato. Um... I would be a worm, considering that they can change opposite sexes." "That's just sick. Reiji... do you wanna fuck both sexes or something!?!" Shu was now wide-eyed as Reiji's eye twitched. "Be quiet, Neet." "O_O I regret life."

Shu~ Potato
Reiji-worm

Ayato & Ruki ~

Ayato was the first to break down. "ORE-SAMA ISN'T A POTATO OR A WORM!" Ruki just sighed ,not answering and continued reading his book. "I honestly think that Ayato would be the product of a worm and a potato." Ayato's expression turned dark as Ruki didn't give a fuck. "O-ore-sama isn't a potato and worm babu ; - ;."

Right?

Ayato~ Potato & Worm Babu
Ruki~ Potato & Worm Babu's Grandfather

Laito & Subaru ~

"Oh? I would be a worm, Bitch-chan" Laito smirked as he lightly blushed, " If I were a worm, I would wiggle my body and my hat into your shirt." Subaru blushed at the question. "I think that Subaru would be a cannon ball potato =)." Laito smirked as Subaru eye-twitched. "WHAT--?!?" Laito tilted his hat as Subaru punched a wall. "Just imagine Subaru as a potato with white hair, neh? Oh.. Imagine him launching himself at people, the view of my borther, dropping to the floor, making a dent into the pavement." Laito blushed as Subaru freaked out. "WHY U DO DIS (>=_=)>?"

Laito~ A fedora-wearing worm
Subaru~ A cannon-ball potato

Kou & Yuma~

Yuma's face whitened, imagining himself as a worm and a potato. Kou hugged his brother while winking at the camera. "I am a potat, I am a potat. And my brother here is incoincidentally a pooottat! " Yuma started strangling Kou, who didn't even notice. "That's not nice Yuma T^T, respect your elders!" Yuma threw a winking Kou across the room and stormed out, teleporting to his garden to apologize to his tomatoes and to kill some worms. Kou winked as he started singing his song. AND YOU ARE A PPOOOOTAT TOOOO!!! *winks*.

**DRUM ROLL PLEASE!!!**

Azusa & Kanato ~

"Well, If I was a bird, a worm would eat me. If I was a potato, Sasha would eat me." Kanato hugged Teddy closer, " I is a potat. I like bearded dragons =3". "Then... a peeler will.. pleasure you first." Azusa smiled as he took out a potato peeler. ">.> no. NO.N.O." Azusa put the potato peeler back in his pants and sighed, " Why not... It feels... nice." Kanato scooted away from Azusa."I want my skin. No ,thank you." Azusa scooted closer towards Kanato. "That's too... bad." Kanato glared at Azusa. "No, It's good." Azusa smiled and looked down at his bandages. "Would you... be the... peeler ,then? (>--.--)>" Kanato sighed ,as he looked at Teddy. "Yes, fine." Azusa smiled wider and looked at kanato, " I can... imagine ...you skinning... a worm so... sadistically. =D" "Azusa -3-" "=D" "Oi." Kanato facepalmed as he looked hopelessly at his teddy bear.

Kanato~ Sasha's sacrifice potato by will

Azusa~ Potato-peeler sacrifice by choice

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Yes... I know that I've been procrastinating on meh one-shots...

Some credit ~

To Kanatoconda on instagram for playing the Kanato roll as seen above. Please look at their instagram for some kawaii kanato edits =3!

~ Azusa