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The Flash 1x08: Flash vs Arrow

'Meantime, any idea what could've caused such mass - this?' ~Joe
'A neurotoxin, maybe. I'll swab some surfaces, see what I can find, but I think maybe they got whammied.' ~Barry

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'So after weeks of my trying to convince you that The Flash is real, now that you finally do believe me, you're trying to have him arrested? What the hell?' ~Iris
'Thanks, Barry.' ~Eddie
'*Not looking sorry at all* Sorry.' ~Barry

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'Barry, you need to get to S.T.A.R. Labs.' ~Joe
'Yeah, I will. After I eat.' ~Barry
*Looks around; sees Captain Singh's burger; super speeds and takes the burger; Singh throws paper towel on desk in disappointment*

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'Hey, if you guys figure it out, just give me a call, okay?' ~Barry
'Is The Flash off to another rooftop rendezvous with Iris?' ~Caitlin
'No. *Caitlin gives suspicious look* Yeah.' ~Barry

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'Flash. Be great to call you by your real name.' ~Iris
'You mean like Ralph?' ~Flash
'Is your name Ralph?' ~Iris
'What did you want to see me about?' ~Flash
'My boyfriend, he's-' ~Iris
'Did you guys break up?' ~Flash
'No.' ~Iris
'*Embarrassed* Oh.' ~Flash

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'*Arrives with super speed* By the way, I gave Oliver, like, a 1/2 hour head start.'

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'Working a case. Suspicious homicide in the styling where the murder weapon is a boomerang.' ~Felicity
'*Examines boomerang* Cool! *Oliver glares* I mean, awful.' ~Barry

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'Uh, well, since you guys are here, why don't we team up? I'll help you find your boomerang man, you can help me - find my super rage-a-holic.'

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'*Barry and Felicity arrive the labs* Oh!' ~Felicity
'So what'd you think?' ~Barry
'I think *Shirt fires up* My shirt's on fire!' ~Felicity
'*Starts to pat the shirt; quickly removes his hands from 'the parts'* Oh, I'm sorry! *Felicity takes off shirt; covers herself with her purse* ~Barry
'*Cisco and Caitlin walk in* I'm glad I decided not to go braless.' ~Felicity
'*Awkward* You guys remember Felicity?' ~Barry

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'What brings you back to Central City? Not Barry?' ~Caitlin
'No, not Barry. This? *Gestures them two* Not happening. We looked down that road and we said no, thank you.' ~Felicity
'*Annoyed* They get it.' ~Barry

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'*Barry walks in room with only Joe and Dr. Wells*
Why do I feel like I just got called into the principal's office?'

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'The bad guy that you're after, the one who robbed the bank, his name is Roy G. Bivolo.' ~Oliver
'Uh, thanks. How did you find that out? *Oliver looks at him nervously* The guy's still alive, right? *Oliver then glares* I'm just asking.' ~Barry

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'*Iris starts hitting Barry* Ow... What are you doing?' ~Barry
'You did not tell me that you knew Oliver Queen!' ~Iris
'*Trying to be a smart-ass* I know Oliver Queen.' ~Barry
'Oh, my God, he's even more handsome in person. And his arms are, like, twice the size of yours.' ~Iris
'*Jealous* Technically, they're not twice the size.' ~Barry

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'Hey.' ~Barry
'You're late. Barry, how can you have super-speed - and still not be on time?' ~Oliver
'Sorry, I guess the super-tardiness kinda neutralizes it.' ~Barry

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'We're here to train.' ~Oliver
'What? Like Rocky?' ~Barry

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'*Oliver picks up bow and arrow* What is that for?' ~Barry
'You're going to run over there, you're going to come back at me, and you're going to get hit with an arrow.' ~Oliver
'*Laughs* No, I'm not.' ~Barry
'*Fake laughs* Yes, you are.' ~Oliver
'Okay, fine, I will humor you. *Super-speeds to a hill* Ready?!' ~Barry
'Ready. *Shoots arrow; Barry catches it*' ~Oliver
'Nice try. *Gets shot from behind* Gah! Ah! What, you shot me?'' ~Barry
'I heard you heal fast. *Pulls arrows from Barry's back*' ~Oliver
'Oh, God!' ~Barry

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'*Referring to Oliver* He's a crazy man.' ~Joe
'Look, I don't actually disagree with you at the moment.' ~Barry

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'Barry, you okay?' ~Oliver
'Oh, this is going to be a special kind of hangover.' ~Barry

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'There's one more thing. And you're not going to like it.' ~Oliver
'Does it involve you shooting me in the back?' ~Barry

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