'So how does a superhero get ready for a date? Same as everybody else.'
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'Punctual.' ~Linda
'Yeah, yeah, that is what my friends call me. Mr.
Punctual.' ~Barry
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'*Eats hot taco* Mm. *Tries to handle heat; gives up and drinks water* Okay.' ~Barry
'Yes! Victory. I told you these were the spiciest tacos in Central City.' ~Linda
'Oh, I thought you were bluffing.' ~Barry
'I never bluff.' ~Linda
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'Hey.' ~Barry
'Robbery at the convenience store on Brand and Paulson.' ~Cisco
'Man, come on. Kind of on a date.Can't the cops get this one?' ~Barry
'Fine, but when you read in the paper tomorrow about that poor little old lady getting robbed...' ~Cisco
'How do you know it's a little old lady?' ~Barry
'Please, it's always a little old lady.' ~Cisco
'Okay, all right. *Super-speeds to store; comes back to restaurant* No little old lady!' ~Barry
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'Look, I mean, you're fast, but there's fast, and then there's fast. Am I being subtle enough?' ~Cisco
'*Rolls eyes* You're really not.' ~Barry
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'Albert Einstein said, "Once you can accept the universe as being something expanding into an infinite nothing which is actually something..."' ~Barry
'"*Continues quote* Wearing stripes with plaid comes easy." I thought people your age didn't read actual books anymore.' ~Professor Stein
'Oh, I'm the only one.' ~Barry
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'*Starts to get off train* I'm taking a girlfriend. Not my girlfriend, she's just, uh-*Bumps into someone* Sorry! She's just a female friend who I'm not dating... YET.*' ~Barry
'The doors are about to close.' ~Professor Stein
'Yeah. *Waves bye*' ~Barry
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'It takes a special kind of person to make Dr.
Wells jealous.'
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'*On the couch, making out with Linda; phone rings two times* I'm sorry, I should check just in case it's an emergency. *Falls off of couch* Ah! Okay. *Checks phone* I'm so sorry. It's important. *Hesitates* Not that this isn't important. It's just that, um, this other thing is time sensitive *Trips over foot* Ah! Otherwise there's no way that I would be leaving you. *Searches through pile of clothes; throws Linda's shirt at her and takes his* No one in their right mind would leave you.' ~Barry
'Um, your shirt's on backwards.' ~Linda
'Yeah, I got it. *Fixes shirt* Okay. I will text you, all right? Uh, no, I'll call you. *Takes jacket; starts to leave* I'll call you. Or how about I just I'll just do both, okay? I'll do both. I'm so sorry. *Jacket gets stuck through door; nervously laughs and leaves*' ~Barry
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'*Talks to Firestorm* Hey, I'm not here to hurt you, and I know you don't want to hurt anyone else, so if you could just not- *Firestorm flames on; Flash sighs* Flame on.'
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'*Talking to Linda about situation last name* It just that something important came up. And not more important than you, it's just sort of, like, an equal level of importance type situation And *Phone rings; looks at text and cringes* And usually I can do both, um, but it's just that I have to, um *Nervously looks at Linda* I have to go to work. I'm so sorry.'
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'I'm not into anyone else. Ima prove it to you. *Holds up red pepper* This is the Naga Jolokia or the ghost pepper. It is the world's hottest pepper measuring 401. 5 times hotter than Tabasco sauce.
If you do not agree to go on another date with me, I will eat it right here, right now.' ~Barry
'You're bluffing.' ~Linda
'I never bluff. *Eats pepper; eyes start to water*' ~Barry
'Are you okay?' ~Linda
'I'm fine, yeah. *Face starts to get red*' ~Barry
'You sure?' ~Linda
'Mm-hmm. *Can't take it anymore; spits out pepper*' ~Barry
'Yes! *Gets milk* Yes, I'll go out with you! That pepper could have killed you, nerd.' ~Linda
'*Drinks milk* Oh, thank you. Okay. *Breathes out* I won't let my job, or how BAD my mouth is burning right now come between us.' ~Barry
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