Meeting the Author

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Thomas: Um...

Newt: Wha–where the hell are we?

Minho: UGH EW, WHAT IS THIS PLACE?! ITS SO SHUCKING UGLY!

Author: This is my room.

Minho: Oh... I'm not taking anything back, this place is still ugly.

Newt: *smacks Minho* Minho don't be rude! Apologize and take it back!

Thomas: Take it back bro, don't push Mama Noot!

Minho: Fine I'm sorry, your room's not ugly *whispers* just lacks style.

Author: *hits Minho's hair*

Minho: AHH THE BITCH TOUCHED MY HAIR!

Thomas: Hehe *takes picture of Minho's hair messed up*

Newt: So why are we here?

Author: I brought you here to react to some lovely...FANFICTIONS.

Minho: da fuq is a fanfiction?

Thomas: It's life bitch!

Newt: *hits Thomas*

Newt: *Steve Rogers voice* Language!

Thomas: Waaaaaaahhhh! *whines like a baby*

Author: Okay...(this was a mistake) well a fanfiction is when someone takes either the story or characters (or both) from a piece of work, such as a tv show, movie, book, and create their own story based on it. AND YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO READ SOME!

Minho: Oh yay

Newt: Okay, where do we read them?

Author: *hands them phone*

Thomas: What the heck is a 'Wattpad'?

Minho: I think it's something girls use for periods.

Thomas: What's a period?

Minho: When a girl's bitchyness and moodiness is over 9000 'cause blood and baby stuff's coming out of their vagina.

Newt: *covers Thomas' ears* WHAT THE HELL MINHO?! DON'T CORRUPT HIS INNOCENT MIND!

Minho: #Sorrynotsorry

Thomas: *scrolls down* Look at all those stories!

Newt: They all have our names. THATS SO CREEPY!

Minho: I don't know how I'll be able to sleep at night knowing there's someone writing books about me. What if they steal my underwear? Or worse, MY HAIR GEL?

Author: They won't (cause I already stole your underwear)

Minho: What?

Author: What?

Thomas: *turns on Siri* Siri, what's a vagina?

Newt: *throws phone or window*

Author: NOOOOOO PHONE SENPAI!

Newt: Oops... Well no fanfics then.

Author: Elementary my dear Newt. To those reading, leave us some fanfics you want us to read. Leave your requests in the comments and we shall react! *giggles mischievously*

Newt: What's with the laugh?

Author: Oh nothing, just thinking about bringing my partner in crime along *grins evilly*

Minho: That can't be good.

Thomas: Who's she talking to?

Author: JUST WAVE GOODBYE!

Thomas: *curls up like a scared little puppy*

Minho: Okay jeez, calm yo tits.

Newt: Just do what she bloody says so we don't get hurt. She's crazy!

Trio: Bye!

Thomas: *waves goodbye while facing the other direction*

Newt: *holds up a sign that reads Please Send Help!*

Minho: *holds up sign that says I'm too fab to die*

Author: Bye everyone!

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