Can Your Pet?

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Thomas: Where the fanfics at?

Author: No fanfic. Me and theresaagnes have another idea.

Minho: Who that?

theresaagnes: *magical entrance* That's me!

Trio: *high pitched scream*

Author: Guys this is my best internet friend, Teagan otherwise know as the beautiful, spectacular theresaagnes .

theresaagnes: Yo

Minho: What up?

Newt: Hey.

Thomas: *be's a kawaii muffin* Hello!

theresaagnes: *thinks about Dylan O'Brien, squeals, then latches onto Thomas like a baby koala*

Thomas: ...

Newt: ...

Minho: ...

Minho: is she alright?

Author: Yeah this is normal.

Newt: *whines* So what do you want us to do?

Author: PLAY VIDEO GAMES!!!

Thomas: What?

Author & theresaagnes: We'll show you.

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Newt: Wha- where am I?

Minho: Can Your Pet? Can your pet what?

Thomas: can we get this girl off me please?

theresaagnes: *eyes turn into hearts and falls asleep still snuggled on Thomas*

Minho: Press start!

Thomas: Name your pet. Ooh I wanna name it Stiles!

Minho: No I wanna name it Dong from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.

Newt: Well I like Ferb.

Thomas: STILES!

Minho: DONG!

Newt: FERB!

Author: How about Ferdoniles?

Trio: Meh okay.

Newt: Oh my shucking gawd dis is adorable!

Minho: I hope it doesn't die like Tamagotchi.

Thomas: Oh god it's so cute!

Thomas: Oh god it's so cute!

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Newt: Dinnertime Ferdoniles.

Thomas: IT ATE THE WHOLE BAG! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THING?

Minho: Oh god it's so cute.

Thomas: Ooh let's give it a bath!

Minho: Ew, we gonna watch it shower? Pedo.

Newt: Why this chicken not wanna get clean?

Minho: ooh we can exercise.

Thomas: Wait exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'

Minho: ...

Minho: Newt I want a new kid, this one's broken.

Newt: Guys I think this is the start of a beautiful life with Ferdoniles. We'll be the most amazing parents and have an amazing life raising our little baby Ferdoniles.

Minho: I can't believe we're doing this *single tear falls* I love you dumb shanks.

Thomas: I think our relationship can improve with little baby Ferdoniles.

Trio: Yeah.

Newt: Hey what's this bike thing?

Minho: Aww daddy Minho will teach Ferdoniles how to ride a bike.

Thomas: Press it!

Thomas: Press it!

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Thomas: ...

Newt: ...

Minho: ...

Newt: ...

Thomas: ...

Minho: ...

Thomas: WHAT

Newt: THE

Minho: FUCK?!

Minho: What just happened?!

Newt: BABY FERDONILES NOOOOO!

Thomas: He's gonna be okay, right Mama?

theresaagnes: Mm-hmm that chicken dead.

Thomas: *cries*

Newt: *cries*

Minho: *bawls three rivers and doesn't stop crying for three hours*

Minho: *bawls three rivers and doesn't stop crying for three hours*

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R.I.P Ferdoniles
July 17th 2016 – July 17th 2016
May your life be wonderful and finger licking good at the KFC.

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