chrisevans: I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED chrisevans: WHAT IS HAPPENING chrisevans: OMFG HAS MY SHIP SAILED chrisevans: STOLLAND IS A THING
username: omg even Chris ships it
chrisevans: SABRINA-MARIE ELEANOR STAN ANSWER THE GROUP CHAT
elizabetholsen: ^^
scarlettjohansson: ^^
chadwickboseman: ^^
imsebastianstan: ^^
breestan: shut up Seb you're sitting right next to me and Amber imsebastianstan
username: omf the avengers have assembled to protect Tony's child robertdowneyjr
robertdowneyjr: I AM HERE WHAT DID I MISS
paulrudd: way to be late to the birthday party paulrudd: get it paulrudd: "its a party" is a figure of speech and its also Sabrina's birthday
username: username and Storm has rebelled with a picture of Sebastian
imsebastianstan: wait what
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breestan: I wonder what he is doing– oh wait he's attacking me on social media #exposed
tagged imsebastianstan amberallegheny breebee
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username: omfg this is beautiful
amberallegheny: imsebastianstan Seb you look constipated do you need some Lax? amberallegheny: if not the exit's right behind you
username: AMBER IS SUCH A SAVAGE
imsebastianstan: ești mort pentru mine breestan
elizabetholsen: omfg chrisevans its starting
chrisevans: oh lord here we go again
username: wait this happens a lot??
paulrudd: username every single day
breestan: cum îndrăznești să crezi că sunt demni de a comenta imsebastianstan
tomholland2013: its cool guys I learned some Romanian so I could understand Brina more often tomholland2013: "how dare saddle do you believe that are worthy of a comments"
username: HE CALLED HER BRINA I CANT
username: dear lord tomholland2013 did you seriously just put each word into a translator individually
tomholland2013: username no! tomholland2013: username ok maybe I did
chadwickboseman: chrisevans just pulled out his translator omfg
username: I love how you have translators chadwickboseman
imsebastianstan: tu esti sora mea, pot comenta dacă vreau imsebastianstan: Pe lângă asta, joacă un asasin , așa că nu te pui cu mine
username: wtf did he just say chrisevans
chrisevans: username something about pot and being an assassin idek
username: omfg
robertdowneyjr: SEBASTIAN DO NOT INFORM MY DAUGHTER TO TAKE POT IT IS UNHEALTHY robertdowneyjr: amberallegheny I don't believe we met hi I'm Sabrina's father
amberallegheny: oh well hello sir I did not expect to meet the parents so soon robertdowneyjr amberallegheny: breestan please help me
username: AMBER OMFG
username: I feel like there's something going on between Amber and Bree...
amberallegheny: username Bree is a lovely girl but I'm straight af amberallegheny: also I'm Stolland trash so
breestan: stolland nu este un lucru asa ca zip drăguțo
username: ummmm imsebastianstan hit her off switch please
breestan: Stolland is not a thing so zip it sweetie amberallegheny
anthonymackie: you keep telling yourself that hun
— Translations:
ești mort pentru mine you are dead to me
cum îndrăznești să crezi că sunt demni de a comenta how dare you think you are worthy of commenting
tu esti sora mea, pot comenta dacă vreau you're my sister I can comment if I want
Pe lângă asta, joacă un asasin , așa că nu te pui cu mine besides I play an assassin so don't mess with me
stolland nu este un lucru asa ca zip drăguțo Stolland is not a thing so zip it sweetie
I just used Google Translate so please correct me if I am wrong and I'll change it
random thought: wouldn't it be funny if this entire book was a bunch of chapters leading you on to thinking Stolland was going to be a thing and then Sabrina ended up with someone else?
