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    Whore : Hey I need to tell you something REALLY  Important ! you have to promise never to tell anybody !
    
                          
    Me : Ugh ! promise ! wtf is it ?
    
                          
    Whore : IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT !
    
                          
    Me : you woke me up at 3 o‘clock in the morning for this ?
    
                          
    Whore : Yes , Yes I did 
    
                          
    Me : Dissable b*tch
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