(xiv) Taray!

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Kathryn's POV

 


Jusko po! Yung anak ko! Asan na sila?! Juskooo. Syeet. Putaaaa! Tumawag ako ng pulis.

"Hello? Yung anak ko! Yung anak ko!"

"Hello? Po? Bakit? Sino?"

 

"Si Syreen Estrada!"

 

"Bakit? Anmeron?"

 

"May dumukot sa kanya! Hanapin nyo siya!"

 

"Sig--"

 

 

"Mommy? Sinong nadukot?!" 

"Si Syree--" 

"Syreen?!" Eh?

"Oh? Bakit mommy? Akala mo nadukot ako? Nako pooo! Okay lang po kayo? Grabeh naman po imaginations nyo."

"Psshh. Eh san ba kayo nanggaling?"

"MOMMY, SA CR LANG PO." 

Ayy. -_______-

"HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA omg ka, Kath! Bakit ko namang dudukutin si Syreen? Eh mahal na mahal ko 'to! Jusko!!" hala sige, tumawa ka pa. Sige!

Hindi ako sumagot. Urgggh -___-

"Panic ka agad ha! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA" Hala sige, isa nlang talaga. Matitikman mo Agent Katt moves ko! Leche!

"Stop."

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA you should have seen your face! HAHAHAHHAHHAHHA omggggg" nag LOL siya. Eh, obvious ba?

*bogshhhhhhhh*

*paaaak*

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR, B*TCH?!" 

"ASK YOURSELF. And oh, are you calling me a b*tch?! Ehem. Be careful with your words, okay? BITCH is a FEMALE DOG. Dogs BARK. Bark is a part of a TREE. Tree is NATURE. Nature is BEAUTIFUL. So, if you're calling me a bitch, I'm simply BEAUTIFUL. Okay?" 

 


Edi nga-nga! Buti nga sa'yo!

"So, if you excuse US. Uuwi na kami. Babushhhh. Enjoy staying here, ALONE!"

At umalis na kami ni Syreen. Nakakabwisit eh! 

SA BALAY

"Whoooooo! Idol na idol kita, Mommy! Galing mo sumagot sa kanya! Omggggg! Mommy, to tell you honestly, I don't like her na. She is so hasol. Hahahaha! I salute you, Mommy." awee :''')

"But Syreen, wag mo kong gayahin ha? HAHAHAH antaray ko dun! Kaloka! Aminin, bad yung ginawa ko eh. HAHAHAHAHAH pero.."

"LAPTRIP!" sabay sabi namin ni Syreen.

"Ehem." And there was silence.

"San kayo nanggaling?" tanong ng ni Mr. Estrada.

"Sa mall po." sagot ko.

"Okiiiiiiiiiie." Eh? Andaling kausap. Hahahah!

"Balik tayo dun." Eh?

"Bakit?!"

 

"Manonood tayo ng Breaking Dawn!" Okieeeee.

"Eh yung kambal?"

"Isasama natin."

"BOBO MO! HAHAHAHAH di naman pwede sa sinehan eh. :(" sabi ko. Hahaha >:)

"Bobo? Don't you call me bobo. Bobo is dull in English. Dull has the same pronunciation as DOLL. Doll is scary at night. Scary is thrilling. Thrilling is COOL and AWESOME. So, if you're calling me bobo, i'm COOL AND AWESOME. \m/" taraaaaaay! HAHAHAHAHHA

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