No gas for you child!

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I drove us all about 2 hours long, then I realized we where low on gas. I stopped at the gas station and as soon as I stopped.. idk I just had a weird feeling in my stomach.
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When we walked inside I could tell everyone else had the feeling too, so I knew it wasn't just me.
"Why hello there! What can I help you with today?" Asked the guy at the other end of the desk.
"Uh, there's no gas pumps outside. We were wondering if we could buy some gasoline from in here..?" Aiden said as he pulled out his wallet.
"...?... Oh you silly children! Ahahah!"
"Uhmm... Say what now?" I asked
"We don't sell gas at gas stations! What kind of dweeb does that..?!?!"
"Uh.. Just about everyone? I think?"
"Oh you poor, poor, POOR CHILDREN...!"
"Yup you don't have to YELL THAT LOUD." Aiden said, I meant yelled (Omg I swear sometimes he's just so stupid ughh)
"Ah, sorry my children."
"Uhm were actually not children. Nor are we preteens or teens but we are actually ADULTS." Lol, she still wants to sound smart.
"Ugh, look can we just get some soda or something then..?" I asked the very weird weirdo working the counter. (I'm not mean, I'm only stating facts.)
Then the guy looked at me as if I where crazy and said: "What is soda?"
MKAY. PAUSE BITCH. Okay so this lame... THING doesn't even know what soda is. I mean come on!! Have you been living with Patrick under his rock you whole life!!!???!?!? UGHHH anyways.. Back to the story...
"Uhmm ehahaha.. Your.. joking right..?" Asked Aiden
"Well whatever sado-"
"Soda."
Ugh sooduuhhh is.. It sure does sound weird.
"Maybe we should just go."
"Yea"
"Mmhmm"

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