baekhyun: [bumps into taeyeon on stage]
baekhyun: *screams internally* o shit o fuck how what i'm
taeyeon: [bows and acts like nothing happened]
baekhyun: *does shy shy shy*
taeyeon: /makes disgusted grunts/
baekhyun: who's kasper
taeyeon: my back up dancer?
baekhyun: no he's my archenemy.
baekhyun: taey—
taeyeon: shush
baekhyun: *shuts up with tears in his eyes*
taeyeon: my feet hurts
baekhyun: *pouts and twists body to do ageyo* but my waist hurts too
taeyeon: stfu
baekhyun: sorry queen. i'll go buy the band aids for you brb
baekhyun: i think it's time for us to safely announce that we are still in a relationship
taeyeon: *attaches news articles about getting bashed because of having matching spectacles with baekhyun, having an identical bag with baekhyun, trying to snatch baekhyun's bf chanyeol, following chanyeol on instagram, being a bitch by posting a selfie that looks like baekhyun, breathing the same air as baekhyun...*
taeyeon: you think?
baekhyun: *whispers in a horrified voice* i think we should just stay the way we are
taeyeon: baekhyun i miss you
baekhyun: aw omg what omg i miss you too baby i'm
taeyeon: i miss having someone to punch
taeyeon: baekhyun do you love me
baekhyun: tf is this question ofc i do
taeyeon: then eat this bucket of cucumbers
baekhyun: [slowly turns to camera] fml.
taeyeon: [eye contact with baekhyun on smtown stage]
taeyeon: holy mother of god what should i do what should i
taeyeon: [sideway glances at baekhyun as if he's just trash on the street and walks away with sass]
baekhyun: [internally scoffs but waves and smiles to the fans]
a/n; because i'm bored and lazy
do you guys like these?? i'm in the mood for a lot of these HAHA oops
ESTÁS LEYENDO
texts | baekyeon
Fanfiction❝noona i love you.❞ ❝shut up and go to chanyeol.❞ // in which baekhyun and taeyeon insult each other through texts | get ready for fluff and angst
