@supernova: you're really cute, though
@bicurious: oh my god shut up
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In which Jake Fitzgerald's twin sister is very heart eye emoji for Audrey Jensen.
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nova: i'm texting a pretty girl with an attitude and i'm writing an essay for my psychology class, so i would say that i'm pretty neutral since the good outweighs the bad
cutie: you actually sound really mature wow
nova:
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cutie: nOVA WHAT THE HELL
cutie: I FELL OFF MY BED
nova: nO THAT WAS SOPHIE SHE STOLE MY PHONE BECAUSE I WENT TO GET SOME GUM
nova: I WILL HAUNT HER
cutie: I LOVE HER
nova: so you love her but not me
nova: i see how it is
nova: :-(
cutie: aw nova don't be sad, i'll be your bucky
cutie: i have no idea who bucky is, but i'll be your bucky yeah
nova: yES
nova: I HAVE GAME
cutie: no, you really don't
nova: uHM RUDE
cutie: btw, that picture is now your contact picture in my phone
nova: nO PLEASE
nova: I HAVE SO MANY CUTER SELFIES PLEASE DON'T
nova: AUDREY I'M BEGGING YOU
cutie: it's too late now, nova
cutie: it's already done
nova: bUT AUDREY WHY
cutie: because i can :)
nova: fUCK YOU
nova: or me, your choice
nova: sorry, that was a jake-y thing of me to say
nova: i'm not flirting with you, by the way
nova: i'm about ninety percent sure that i'm into dick
cutie: nova, chill
cutie: it's two am in england, why aren't you asleep?
nova: because this psych paper is supposed to be done on wednesday and it's monday
cutie: nova, go to sleep
cutie: there's a day tomorrow, and i'll ask my friend zoe if she can help you
