One Shots for the Soul

Dat Boi

Narrator 1: Kallie
Narrator 2: Hallie
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N1 : We should both write a one shot

N2 : BUT IM LAZY

N1 : Lets just start something

N2 : AND I CAN BARLEY WRITE MY OWN SHĪTTY FANFIC

N1 : Once upon a time

N2 : BARLEY 😂😂😂

N1 : CONTINUE IT ^

N2 : Satan...

had a farm with goats. Because we all love goats.

N1 : ( continuation of "Satan") Had spawned Banana Jungle worm into his farm.
...
oh

N2 : That's cruel, why would you do that to the goats

N1 : Isn't he cruel anyways?

N2 : HE LOVES GOATS

ANYWAYS

He had 5 smol goats. And he named them...
✨NAMES✨

N1 : And then Satan's brother comes in and interrupts him, bringing Banana Jungleworm into the world.

N2 : And Satan was like,"Okay but why?" And then Satan's brother was like, "Ok.... but why not?" And then Satan was like, "Y u do this to me and meh goats?"

And then the goats cried so hard they flooded the Earth.

N1 : Because they didn't get named.

N2 : They did get named though. MAAAAAAAAGICAL NAMES

N1 : They did?

N2 : WITH MAAAAAAAAAAAGICAL POWERS

N1 : oh ok

They were named and Satan called them such.

Zen.

Neil.

Lima bean.

Lewie.

N1 : Harreh.

N2 : And Harold.

N1 : I already did Harreh :(

N2 : Because every family of goats has one goat with a not cute name.

N1 : aw :(

N2 : And that goat (Harold) was the bravest goat.

N1 : ok

N2 : ok

N1 : And then he trotted up to Banana and said,

"Go awey."

N2 : FREE FREDDIE 2K16

N1 : But then Zen comes to the rescue. And frees Freddie 2k16. All of a sudden Greasy Taco barges in with his fat rolls under his chin.

N1 : What was Zayn's tweet to Greasy Taco again?

N2 : Idk. Something like: YOURE A GREASY LOSER YOU BURRITO SQUID.

N1 :