Drunk Jish texts the wrong number and meets someone important
But is it gonna last?
Will a new frenship bloom?
What's the meaning of life?
(A bit of coarse language/abuse/depression warning)
(Lots of it actually)
12:23pm Idk 12:23pm Never heard of a person who got offline
12:24pm Guess u weren't paying attention :C
12:24pm Jk. I know one person actually
12:25pm O rly who's that
12:25pm Some random chick I met the other day 12:26pm U wouldn't know her, she's offline all the time
12:26pm :'(
12:27pm But hey, I can show u her picture 12:27pm We can trade
12:28pm Oooh, r u saying I get to see your face
12:29pm I'm saying if u send me your picture I will show you hers
12:29pm Ur a dork
12:30pm Can't argue on that 12:30pm But u really really like me
12:31pm Dorkshua
12:32pm That'd be me 12:32pm How can I help you?
12:32pm Show me ur face
12:33pm I'm afraid I cannot do that, ma'am
12:33pm Why not? 12:34pm R u afraid I'll stop really really liking u once I know ur the old dude from family guy
12:35pm How'd you know
12:35pm I know stuff about ppl
12:36pm Did u find me online 12:36pm Oh, forgot u live in dark ages and have no wifi
12:37pm Yeah well I'm heading off to my time machine rn 12:37pm
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12:38pm In 21st century these are called planes 12:39pm Just so u know when u arrive
12:40 Thank you for informing me kind sir
12:41pm Wait weren't u gonna leave tommorrow 12:41pm Or a day after that
12:42pm Yeah but I got fired so 12:42pm We're going earlier
12:43pm With your boyfriend I assume?
12:43pm Yeah
12:44pm Isn't he jealous?
12:45pm Bet he thinks I'm texting my mom
12:46pm Ur sneaky 12:46pm Did u even text her?
12:47pm Shit, I forgot 12:47pm Gtg
12:48pm Let me know if ur plane crashes 12:49pm Stay safe, my Vi
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I just thought about it and if V was to cheat on Joshie with Tyler, what would their nickname be Tylet Tiolet Or just straight up Toilet Bc that would be shitty (hee hee)
