*upon seeing the girl in the front row drinking a 7up*
"What are you drinking? You need caffeine, not that crap!"
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They Gave Him a PhD
Non-FictionThese are quotes from my bio professor, who, yes, has a PhD. So marvel in these quotes that I've been taking for the past two semesters. Note: The classes are biology and microbiology, so there are quite a few sex and gore related ones.
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*upon seeing the girl in the front row drinking a 7up*
"What are you drinking? You need caffeine, not that crap!"