"As with everything in bacterialand, just don't shit near the water pump."
*and multiple times in other classes*
"It's probably because he shit near the water pump or something."
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CITEȘTI
They Gave Him a PhD
Non-ficțiuneThese are quotes from my bio professor, who, yes, has a PhD. So marvel in these quotes that I've been taking for the past two semesters. Note: The classes are biology and microbiology, so there are quite a few sex and gore related ones.
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"As with everything in bacterialand, just don't shit near the water pump."
*and multiple times in other classes*
"It's probably because he shit near the water pump or something."