Chapter 60
Of course, Jack was the first to respond.
strange_quark: Count me in! I always love a good intellectual challenge.
The rest of the conversation went something like this.
MochaKitty5: gr8! Any ideas?
strange_quark: Can you please use proper spelling and grammar? It's really starting to get on my nerves.
MochaKitty5: that would be really wired.
MochaKitty5: * weird, sry. My phone sux.
BlackhawksForTheWin: Can we please stop arguing? We're not going to get anything done if we're arguing over stupid things like grammar.
Oboetastic: That's what I was going to say!
strange_quark: Do any of you know how the demons are getting into Heaven? Theoretically, it's impossible to travel from Hell to Heaven.
Oboetastic: I thought that you knew the answer, Jack.
strange_quark: I don't know everything, Henri.
strange_quark: I wish I did though.
MayaThePsychic: Hey, what's up?
BlackhawksForTheWin: We're trying to discuss how to stop the demons from getting into Heaven, but we keep getting sidetracked.
strange_quark: Did you know that Neanderthals' brains were larger than those of modern humans? Maybe we should ask a Neanderthal what to do about this.
MayaThePsychic: Are there even any Neanderthals in Heaven?
strange_quark: I don't think so. They all got reincarnated at some point.
BlackhawksForTheWin: This is exactly what I was talking about. We need to stay on topic.
MochaKitty5: I agree w/ raj.
strange_quark: Let me ask again. Does anyone know how the demons are getting into Heaven?
Oboetastic: No. Also, Jack, can we please go out for lunch today?
strange_quark: Yes, that sounds excellent.
BlackhawksForTheWin: I don't have any ideas. Ivy? Maya? Do you have anything?
MochaKitty5: nope.
MayaThePsychic: No! (No! Wherever I go! Go! Trouble seems to follow! I only plugged in to save rock and roll!)
MochaKitty5: plz stop w/ the emo lyrics
BlackhawksForTheWin: How are we supposed to do anything about this if nobody has any ideas?
MayaThePsychic: I don't know.
MochaKitty5: Can i add some1 else 2 the group chat? I think she might hav some ideas.
BlackhawksForTheWin: Go ahead.
SamanthaIsABasketCase: Hi Ivy! What's going on?
MochaKitty5: Read the 1st post.
SamanthaIsABasketCase: OH MY GOODNESS IVY THAT'S HORRIBLE NOBODY HAS THE RIGHT TO DO THAT TO YOU PLEASE COME OVER TO MY HOUSE SO WE CAN DISCUSS THIS OVER FALAFEL - FALAFEL IS THE KEY TO HAPPINESS.
MochaKitty5: thnks samantha. I should hav just contacted u first.
SamanthaIsABasketCase: You're welcome.
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