A/N- I LOVE HALLOWEEN! AND FOOD!
The next day I went to school, sadly. I threw on half a dress that was neon yellow ( to look athletic) and went down stairs. " child! How are you? Have a good sleep?" Asked my mother. I slapped her for being so rude. I mumbled some not so kind words,"doodle brain" was the worst. " I love you honey!" Said my cruel dad." YOUR MOM!" I screamed. I ran out the door when I was stopped by the nerdiest boy in school," h-hello child. My name is Allen, and I lack self-confidence. I also like you, making it extremely obvious but deny it when someone asks me. Also, I'm extremely shy and jealous of the boy you like." He hands me a card it says ,I LOVE YOU REALLY I LOVE YOU! " you don't like me , obviously !" I say flinging back my hair. He blushes madly. Then, Channing Tatem walks in ," hey child" he said flexing his perfect muscles. I collapsed on the floor. " OMG CHANNING JUST TALKED TO MAH FACE! I GOT TO TWEET THIS! #LOVE #CHANNING #MORE #LIKE #ENCHANNING"I screamed. Allen looked angry" I challenge you to a duel!" He yelled to Channing. Two foils appeared out of no wear and they ran at each other. Right before they could hit I stepped in between them and got my head sliced off. I pulled out my crappy iPhone 6 and took a picture and posted it to instagram. # head #gone # yolo #swag # duel #thuglife # hostipital # I #go
# hashtag. #end # of # my # life # lolololololololololololololololol
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