I went to the beach with StrawberryMilkTooth who almost drowned MULTIPLE times
We practically swam in sewage like wtf the water was dirty and the sand uncomfortably squishy, but he showed me how to catch a crab!
I got so happy because it was the first one I've actually seen at a beach! They're so cute and small and I caught a little one-
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It didn't hurt me and I scared my mom by putting it up to her face so I had a pretty good day!
ALSO TOBY KEPT TRYING TO OUT ME LITERALLY IN FRONT OF MY BROTHER BY MAKING BAD PUNS WITH A HERMIT CRAB but it was pretty fun.
Aight, bye my frens🐚(yes i did just use an emoji fite me)
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Odd Rants of Literal Garbage
Random✿As clumsy as Phil Lester, as salty as Pearl✿ Here you'll find bad puns, rants, opinions, and fangirl moments all wrapped up in a cringe-worthy book. [Rants&Bants book 1]
