Hi guys welcome to Ifrits Coner first chapter. I would love to hear your feedback and some ideas for improvement and stuff. Peace out -PhoenixShooter
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Ok I'm gonna go on a little rant.
Ambrose if you like it you better put a ring on it ok. Because if you don't I will make you ( Evil Glare )
Im so pissed right now I don't even know why. Oh I know now admit your feelings for lily Knowledge is power is time is money right? BURNNNNNN.
Dude cause seriously if you don't you have to use your hand for the rest of you miserly life. And I don't think that would be very fun.
And don't get me started on Lilly's other relationships she can have Captain Carter and other fine ifrit/men like this one.
Lilly doesn't need you she is Queen your some ice cold prick LOL. You might be some diva but you cant beat ELSA ( badum-Tsshh ) hahahaha that was so funny Lol right? ( Super silent crowd as silent as Mr.Ambrose's peepee )
Uh ok.
Then my next topic is you ass. Cant you just be nice and intimate with Lilly we want that stuff so do it. ( Whacks Ambrose with a Broomstick ) You shouldn't even be called Ambrose Assbrose is waaaayyy better.-
I honestly don't even know why I put the derp face in Lol
Keeps whacking Ambrose
Rikkard:ok,ok,ok will u stop I'll do,I don't have a ring though. ( Artic Glare )
Me: Well don't ya worry honey I've got ye covered ( drops velvet box in Assbrose's palms )
Rikkard:( Turns to Lilly takes left hand and puts ring on her ring finger )
Lilly:( Smacks Assbrose ) You ass what is this?
Rikkard:( Gives duh face ) You're marrying me.
Lilly:( Kicks Assbrose's crown jewels and runs )
Me: And now folks I have to deal with Lilly now! ( Smacks Assbrose )
Rikkard: ow!ow!ow! What now?
Me: ( Face palm ) Really ?
Me:I'll be back folks just gotta deal with hard headed peeps first.
And cut scene
How was the first chap of ifrit corner
Hope you like it
I would luv feed backs and opinions and ideas and stuff
I know I have really bad humour Lol
Till we meet again
Deep bow Au Revoir
Peace out peeps-PhoenixShooter
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Ifrit Corner
FanfictionA Place where all fellow ifrit's can be well ifrits. Stuff In it: 1.Randomness 2.Rants 3.Mr.Ambrose's cold glare 4.The Queen of Ifrits Lilly Linton. 5.Karim's beard 6.Piano boy and Ella 7.Maleficent AKA Hesther Mahulda Brank 8.Lilly and Brosey do...