Stassie: hey pops
Harry: I'm not your dad :/
Stassie: and how tf am i so sure that you don't have kids
Harry: I HAVE THE BRAIN OF A FIVE YEAR OLD
Stassie: ok rat calm down
Harry: I'm older then you what
Stassie: by 4 years grandad chill
Harry: you're so annoying
Stassie: haha jokes on you bc ik that already
Harry: you sound like you have a cute voice
Stassie: and this is where we stop being friends
Harry: friends? Yay
Stassie: BOY it was a typo,i meant talking
Harry: still idc idc you said friends ha
Stassie: psst so so so ugly
Harry: aren't you liked obsessed with some New Balance shoes bc I am
Stassie: yikes that's something a white dad would definitely say hm
Harry: SOME OF THEM ARE NICE JEEZ
Stassie: WHAT KIND OF "21 YEAR OLD" SAYS THAT SHIT HUH
Harry: me ;(
Stassie: don't be sad get glad
Harry: don't worry get a mcflurry
Stassie: dis why
