Hayle-chan: ok so I guess you can call this a dare..but its more like a request...
Yuu: what shit did you do this time?
Hayle-chan: I did nothing! Its just KMY1999 said to me "I want to see salt king!yuu x yuu x Yuucifer ;-;" and when someone asked something like that I have to do it!
Yuu: really...ok the yuuxYuucifer I could do...but this...someone shot me
Hayle-chan: its not that bad...
Yuu: not that bad! imma sleep with the two people that hate each other and im ALSO sleeping with all two people I HATE!
hayle-chan: think of it this way...the salt king did help you take down kimisuki's sister and save mika from bleeding out to death...
Yuu: well yeah but-
Hayle-chan: and yuucifer saved you from going crazy and being the salt king forever....
Yuu: fine...I'll do it...
Hayle-chan: perfect im ok with yuucifer but the salt king....he's new to me....
Yuucifer: hello vile human
Hayle-chan: waste of space..
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Yuucifer: so wheres mika?
hayle-chan: heh...well you see...
~in basement~
Mika: HAYLE-CHAN WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE IMMA KICK YOUR ASS!!!
~back to everyone else~
Hayle-chan:...anyway lets to this dare...request... thing SALT KING!!!
salt king yuu: what!! I will kill you with salt you sinner!!
Hayle-chan: yes I know my yaoi makes me sin now I need you to fuck with yuucifer and yuu...
Salt king yuu: what! you know sex with another man is a sin right?!
Hayle-chan: yeah so is staring at mika's ass now go
Salt king yuu: damn her....
Hayle-chan: hehe!
Yuucifer: poor mika's gonna have to live knowing I had fun with his little yuu~ *kisses yuu's neck*
Yuu: wah~
salt king yuu: dont forget me to! *kisses yuu*
Yuu: mn~
Hayle-chan:..should I write all this out...yes....is this gonna be weird...yes...am I gonna die of a nose bleed...yes. yes I am...
Yuucifer: *rips off yuu's clothes* I want to fuck him first!
Salt king yuu: fine...i'll get him when he's to weak to struggle >:)
Hayle-chan: maybe I should record this for mika...
Yuu: mn Ah!
Yuucifer: *fucks yuu*
Hayle-chan: 0-0....yeah im recording this
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Yuucifer: *finshes* ok you can have him now!
Salt king yuu: great
Yuu: nuu~ im hurts-AH!!
Salt king: *fucks yuu*
Hayle-chan: poor yuu....so much hotness...
Yuu: ah!!
Yuucifer: *kisses yuu*
Yuu: MN!!!
hayle-chan: damn...know I wish I was a guy...I'd be gay a hell!
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Salt king yuu: *finshes* aww how cute and weak *smirks*
Yuucifer: yup that vampires gonna be pissed...
Yuu: shut up....
Salt king yuu: what now?
Yuucifer: your next! *tackles salt king yuu*
Salt king yuu: ah~!
Hayle-chan:....#saltkingyuuxyuucifer!
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Mika: HAYLE-CHAN LET ME OUT OF HEREEEEE!!!
