Bowl Of Prawn Soup

Suicide

As I sit in the middle of Macdonalds, lonely and alone, a sense of depression overwhelms me.

"I have no friends" I mutter depressingly

All around me, I see blank faces, no one notices me.

Then, I think of it.

The final solution.

I grab a french fry and press it towards my wrist.

"I'm going to kill myself!" I scream, as I look around with a crazed look in my eye.

Still no one notices me...

I press the french fry closer to my wrist.

"I'm gonna do it!" I continue to roar.

Blank expressions. Blank faces. Still no response.

With tears streaming down my face, I do it, as I slash the french fry across my wrist.

Nothing? Aren't I supposed to be dead?

I am alive!

Tears of joy stream down my face, and I think to myself

"It's a miracle! God has saved me!"

I finally understand life.