Bowl Of Prawn Soup

Bob the Builder

When I was 7, I used to watch Bob the Builder.

Bob was a great man.

He was a hero.

But one day, I realised the truth.

Bob the builder, could not fix it.

I had a broken toy.

I called him Jallah

Once he broke.

I prayed to Bob

I built massive sandcastles in his name.

I built lego churches 10 feet tall.

I built a castle of cards for him.

But Bob never came.

One day, I saw a light in the sky.

And it came to me.

The true god of fixing.

Was Bob's estranged half brother.

Handy Mandy.

I prayed to Handy Mandy.

And he came.

Adorned with his tools, all spick and span.

And his mexican smile, with his Donald Trump hands.

Handy Manny fixed Jallah

Handy Manny fixed my car.

Handy Manny

The true god of fixing

Wake up America.