INT. CLIENT CARE FLOOR - TOMS CUBICLE - DAY
Tom runs into scene in a panic he is panting and out of
breath. Dana is sitting in her cubicle to the right of his
on a call. Tom reaches over her and hangs up on the
customer.
DANA
(angrily)
What on earth are you doing?
TOM
(panting)
Phillip... Briefcase... Bathroom...
DANA
yeah... you're not making any
sense.
TOM
(takes a deep breath)
Phillip was in the bathroom...
DANA
Not this again! I don't care if you
can't poop around other people, Tom
TOM
No...
DANA
Look, just use the one up on six,
no one ever goes up there.
TOM
No, you don't understand...
Just then Phillip enters the scene and sits down at his
desk. He puts the briefcase down next to the baffle
separating him and Tom.
PHILLIP
Hi guys!
Tom nervously sits down in his cubicle not making eye
contact with Phillip.
TOM
(quietly)
Hello...
DANA
Hi Phil, how was lunch?
PHILLIP
Great thanks, but don't let me
interrupt you.
DANA
Oh right... Tom was just telling me
about his potty issues.
TOM
(very nervous)
Oh, no, haha Dana very funny. She's
always saying silly things like
that. Boy, is it dry in here, my
throat is so dry... Dana would you
like a cool drink?
Tom doesn't want to tip Phillip off so he tries to get Dana
to leave the cubicles so they can talk alone. Tom jerks his
head towards the water coolers raising his eyebrows but Dana
doesn't get it.
DANA
Is something wrong with your neck?
TOM
No nothing... but I would love a
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FanfictionThis is a TV comedy Pilot I wrote a while back. It is sort of a sequel to The IT Crowd. If you like The IT Crowd I believe you will like it and notice the similarities. Thanks for reading. :)
