INT. BRANDWORTH OFFICES - BOARDROOM 3 - DAY
Kim and Tom slip into the boardroom into a crowd of
employees. At the other end of the room a graph is projected
on the wall, and next to it is the distinctive silhouette of
Mr. Brandworth. He slowly steps into the light and we see it
is actually Bo. He is talking in his ultra confident "Mr.
Brandworth" voice (including terrible British accent) from
the head of the long boardroom table. The room is full of
employees sitting and standing around the table listening.
No one has realized that Bo is not the illusive Mr.
Brandworth.
BO
(in the middle of a
speech)
... Our quarterly numbers just
aren't good enough people. I need
everyone to be proactive, to buckle
down and think outside the box...
(continues speech in low tones as
scene continues)
Kim and Tom find a place to stand next to Dana. Phillip is
sitting in front of them, his briefcase is in lying on the
boardroom table. The Foot porn woman is seated next to
Phillip. Tom sees the briefcase and begins to edge away
towards the door. Kim grabs his arm and pulls him back.
KIM
(whispering)
Where are you going?
TOM
(whispering)
I'm telling you... There's a bomb
in that briefcase....
DANA
(whispering)
What did you say?
TOM
(whispering louder)
There's a bomb in that briefcase...
KIM
(whispering loudly)
Cut it out!
DANA
(whispering even louder)
What's in the briefcase?
PHILLIP
(shouting)
He said there's a bomb in the
briefcase!
Phillip stands and flips the briefcase open showing the bomb
to all. The timer is counting down with less than a minute
remaining. Tom faints dramatically. Kim Screams. Dana and
the rest of the employees ad-lib shock.
KIM
Oh my God! Why, Phillip?
Phillip turns to face Kim. He changes quickly from scary to
charming. He has his back to Dana
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FanfictionThis is a TV comedy Pilot I wrote a while back. It is sort of a sequel to The IT Crowd. If you like The IT Crowd I believe you will like it and notice the similarities. Thanks for reading. :)
