Jason:
Yoyre the sweetest candything in all theuniverese.
Sprinkles odf sugar on my tasters.
Anne:
Jason, are you drunk?
Jason:
Would you arrest me rif I wass?
Anne:
No, sir.
Jason:
U arw so polite
Anne:
Well thank you.
So, how much have you had to drink?
Jason:
A baby and a half donzen babies
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