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This chapter is short because it's basically the start of the plot soooo yeah

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"Um, Phil?"
"Yeah?"
"There might be a slight issue"
"Is it that I'm extremely tired and want to rest because we've been walking for an hour?"
"What? No, not really. The one hour part is weird though. You see, we're supposed to be at this marked spot, a bridge, by now and I don't seem to see it anywhere"
"Don't tell me we're lost"
"We're lost"
"Ah fuck"

They both stopped walking and sighed. "Should we turn around or something? Maybe we took a wrong turn?" Phil asked.
"Wait a mo let me call up God"
"God has a phone?"
"I'll explain later"

Dan called God and after a few rings He picked up.

"Hey, Dan! What's up?"
"Hi. We're lost"
"You mean you and that Phil Lester guy?"
"Yep"
"Oh my! Have fun! No sex until you get married though. Good luck! Go get him, my gay boy!"
"Wait wha-"

And He hung up.

Now was the perfect time for Danny here to scream the greatly needed "FUCK"

(I'm so quoting myself on that one)

"He hung up?"
"He hung up and I don't even know what he was talking about"
"Great. Let's just start walking back, okay?"
"That's probably our best idea at the moment"

They reluctantly turned around and trudged back down the path. After what seemed like ages they reached the place where they might've made a mistake.

"We can go three different ways not including this one" Phil noted.
"Should we turn randomly?"
"Mate"
"What?"
"How many years have you been doing this?"
"Um.... many"
"And you don't know the way?"
"Well, I usually do. I don't know why I can't remember today"
"Oh sorry, buddy, but I have Heaven to get to"
"Yeah! I know! But-"
"Let's turn randomly. Left?"
"Yeah sure"

Well that, my dear readers, was the turning point in their story. Their journey was going to get so much worse.

How much worse?

Hella.