Rickmageddon

Chapter Three The Ricks vs. the Zigerions

'Meanwhile somewhere in the galaxy, the Zigerions had discovered I had escaped and had alerted Nebulon...'

"Sir, I'd hate to interrupt, but it seems that your bride has escaped." A Zigerion said

"Goddamn it, Stu. You were supposed to be guarding her. Find her! Or I will have your head on a platter! Can't I just have one thing without it having to bite me in the butthole flaps?" Nebulon said

"We'll send out the guards, sir. Princess Galaxena will be returned to the ship." Stu said

"Make sure that she does." Nebulon said

"Sir, I've located her coordinates. She is in a Citadel of some sort." A nerdy looking Zigerion said

"Good work, Kevin. To the Citadel where my beloved Galaxena is." Nebulon said

"Moira Isabella Sinclair, we have brought you to the Citadel of Ricks to fulfill our innermost sexual fantasies. I am Riq IV, and this is Rick Prime, Quantum Rick, Maximums Rickimus, Zeta Alpha Rick and Ricktiminus Sancheziminius. We are the Council of Ricks." Riq IV said

"What do you mean 'fulfill your innermost sexual fantasies?' Unless you mean that you want me as your-- Oh, great. This is just what I dreamed about, to sleep around with every Rick in this dimension as a skimpy dressed sex object! That is degrading and against my standards." I said

'It was then a portal had opened up, and I saw four arms wiggling from it.'

"Galaxena. I've come to save you." Nebulon said

"Well, I don't want to be saved by you, Prince Creepulon." I said, shoving him away

"Seize her!" Nebulon and Riq IV said

"That's my cue to get out of here and find my friends." I said, nudging past the Ricks and Zigerions running toward the prison, knocking out the guards, taking a uniform.

"Rick, Morty, Rita." I said gently

"Moira.." Rick said

"Keep your voice down. I'm gonna bust you guys out of here. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, Rick, but the Zigerions have just crashed the party." I said

"Can't anyone I kill just stay dead? Oh, they are going down. Again.. Just as soon as you get us out of here." Rick said

'A guard had then come toward the prison, phaser gun in hand, aiming it at my back...'

"Alright, Moira. Drop the pick and slowly back away from the cells, and I promise you won't be hurt." The Rick said

"Let my friends go, and I'll go back and serve my purpose with whichever Rick wants me first." I said

"Moira, you agreed to be the Ricks sex slave? You can't." Rick said

"It's either that or become a Zigerion bride, Rick. If you were me, what would you choose?" I asked, a tear flowing down my face as I turned to go with the guard

"Moira.." Rick said

"Isn't she beautiful?" Evil Rick said approaching the pedestal

"You?! But you were neutralized when I was taken by the other Ricks." I said

"Not if you have a Anti-freeze shield, then I just followed all of you back here." Evil Rick said

"Oh, no you don't. Princess Galaxena is my bride." Nebulon said

"Galaxena, what kind of a stupid name is that?" Evil Rick said

"Wow, I never thought I'd be saying this, but thank you, Evil Rick." I said

"Moira Sinclair is meant for one of us. It's in the stars, she's destined to wed a Rick." Evil Rick said

"What do you mean, 'destined to wed a Rick'?" I asked

"There is a prophecy, that a girl named Moira is destined to rule over the dimensions while her heart is won over by the hand of a Rick Sanchez. We just don't know which one, that's why she must be claimed by one of us. So that the prophecy will be fulfilled." Evil Rick said

"That explains why you're all after me." I said

'I had seen Rick, Morty and Rita Being dragged in giant cages I had then shoved Nebulon out of the airlock. I had then looked over and seen Rita and Morty being sent home, Rick had been released and dropped in a sea of Ricks. I had a choice to make..'