Logic Does Not Compute (Ao No Exorcist Fan Fic)

Where Did Mah Boobies Go !?!?!?!?

A/N DISCLAIMER I OWN NUTHING!!!! PIC OF DAWN IN MUTI MEDIA!!!!! ENJOY YOUR BUTTS OFF.

Raven's POV:

       Oh shit-sickles my face hurts. Even if I was on a bed on my back. WAIT BED!?!?!?!? *gasp* I got up only to be forced to back down again by a migrain that I was currently having. I looked to my right to see Dawn with her left arm bandaged. I looked down on myself but only to see half of my body. Probably because half of my head was bandaged up. From what I could see out of my limited vision and intense pain, my right leg was probably broken or badly sprained. Of course karma had to make it's visit. I didn't even do anything wrong in the past day! Other than steal some of Dawn's candy...but I don't diserve this!

Dawn: *groans and rolls over*

Me: DAWN WAKE UP YOU LAZY TREE!!!

DAWN: EEEEEEEPPPPP!!!

       Dawn falls to the floor with a face plant yelling multiple curses in Swedish, Japanese, and English. Most likely what I would be doing too.

Dawn: DAFUQ MAN!!

Me: Sorry I was worried you were dead *coughnotcough*

Dawn: *looks down and examines her body* Oh it seems I have been injured.

Me: No shit Sherlock.

Dawn: But there is something else *cue batman voice*

Me: *gulp*

Dawn: Something is missing...

Me:*shivers*

Dawn: Our.....BOOOOOOBIES!!!! THE'RE GONE!!! DISAPEARED!!! ALL OF MY HARDWORK OF GOING THROUGH PUBERTY, WITH KOOLAID (periods)!!! GONE!!! I'LL MURDER THE MOTHER FUCKERS WHO TOOK MY BREASTESES!!1

          I finally notice our...bodily changes. I am now really small and not my 5'7 anymore. TT^TT. I have a flat chest and dimples. I have turned into.....a toddler!! *cue dramatic sounds/gasps*

        I heard footsteps coming up the...stairs? Oh fans we need to hide! I pulled the ranting Dawn by the collar and dragged her to the window. It was open. I grinned. I opened the window and jumped out. Even if I was a toddler, I still had my athletic ability. I jumped out on the roof with Dawn trudging behind me. I jumped from the lowest point of the roof to the ground, doing a tumble to not break anything. Dawn did the same. We took multiple lessons in karate and have experience with guns. We could definitly qualify as ninjas. C:

Dawn: Wait a minute Raves....doesn't this place look familiar?

       I turned around and saw something utterly shocking. We were apparently outside a monistary. In fact a famous one that SHOULDN'T EVEN EXIST!!! This was the monastary that was in the anime Ao No Exorcist. Or a really good copy of it. What brought me back to my senses was the increasing pain in my leg. Frackers fracking hurt. Dawn and I then heard yelling where we came from.

Me: Oh Fans!

Dawn: Frack me in the...

Me: Autobots Rollout. *says this in a perfect impersonation of Optimus Prime*

        We ran to the exit but as we tried to go through, I apparently hit an invisible wall as Dawn passed through.

Dawn: Dude what the frack!

Me: I don't know!!! I CAN"T GET THROUGH!!!!

      Dawn grabbed my arm and started to pull but I couldn't go pass the gate. Dawn went back inside the gate and tried pushing me outside. It didn't work. Now the yelling and footsteps were getting louder.

Me: frackfrackfrackfrackfrack

Dawn: Shut UP!!! Calm down so we can get the crackers out of hither.

         Dawn continued to try and pull me through the gate but I couldn't get through. Then something acured to me. If we were at a monastery, guarded by exorcists, and protected by barriers that were demon proof. That would only mean....I WAS SOMEHOW A FRACKING DEMON!!! This day has become a fracking birthday for me...sorta. It's just one fracking surprise after another. I heard footsteps from behind me and somone grabbed me.

Me: PUT ME DOWN YOU TREE!!!   D:<

The Rapist Holding Me: Whoa watch your language kid! At least you little mime act was cute.

           I turned around to my captor. It of course was the perverted Shiro Fujimoto. Fuck....

Me: What do you mean mime act!?!!?!?

Shiro: Well you were by the gate like you couldn't get through and.....

Me: Realization in 3...2...1... *I said this to Dawn who had a puzzleing look as well as Shiro*

Shiro: AAAHHHH!

      Then Shiro grabbed Dawn and continued to carry us inside. Even if we were yelling in his ear and was pulling his hair. He sat me down in a chair and somehow found a rope and tied me there. Then Shiro said a chant.  I then blacked out.

Dawn's POV:

         Okay what the fuck just happend? All I could remember was Raven pretending there was a wall there by the gate, Shiro magically apearing and attempted to hug a cussing Ravers, and now she was tied to a chair drooling her face off. It makes so much sense.

Me: WHAT DID YOU DO TO RAVEN YOU PERVERTED TREE!!!

Shiro: How did you know I was a bit perverted?

Me: Oh Crap....

Shiro: And of is she *points to the Ravster* a demon!!!

Me: I don't know we sorta got eaten by and oven, Raves gotteth suck into a pit of darkness while I apparently fell into the sun or something? We started there but now were here but in another demension we could be there or over there. Possible on the roof still and-

Shiro: *covers Dawns mouth*

Me: mmhmhmhh!!! (Dafuq man?)

Shiro: So you basically came from another world?

Me: *nods head*

Shiro: Are the girls hot there?

Me: *poker face*

Shiro: *sigh* I guess you can stay here until you find your way back. But you will have to pose as my adoptive daughters and be friends with my sons.

        I practically peed my pants then and there when I heard I would be staying with Rin in Rin's house. I absouloutly adore Rin. Raves like Amaimon more though... D:

Me: *takes Shiro's hand off mouth* Deal!

Shiro: But we have to raise your friends over there as a regualar human though. Not a demon.

Me: But I already think she knows that she is one...

Shiro: Then we can make her lose her memory or something.

Me: Might as well. Her intelligance won't change eithe way.

        Shiro did the mind wipe thing to Raven. Shiro then introduced us to the people at the monastary including the demon twins. We lived there for months, then it became years. We havn't been able to find a way home and now it seems like we are part of the family permanatly. I grew up with Raven for a second time and now with Rin and Yukio. Raven and I are super over protective over them and Shiro but we know we can't stop whats going to happen in the next years following. Our poor family. I wish we could stop most of them from dieing....