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Yato:hai everyone!i feel so much better today after the maze heh...
Yukine:Yato i have a question?
Hiyori:hah that was funny.
Kazuma:morning!
Yukine:YATO U DUMBASS ANSWER ME!
Yato:uhh what yukine!damn wait anyways yeah?
Yukine:well u ce im kinda having a love problem...and i hate it so much i even hate my feelings.
Hiyori:oh thats okay yukine we all do.. I like someone but i dont think it will work out..
Yato:oh MY GO- I WILL HELP I AM THE BEST MATCH MAKER!i match made the Donkey and the horse they are so cute!
Yukine:idiot anywho i like someone that is clueless and stupid and dumb and ugly and an idiot and stupid wait i said that and uh not smart.
Hiyori:ohhhh i wonder who the lucky girl is heh!dont get me wrong i like someone that is smart adorable and cute!
Yukine:shit shes on to me.
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Hiyori:what was that message hahah?
Yukine:NOTHING-
Yato:ohhhhh i think i know who you two are talking about!
Yukine:u do???!????
Hiyori:HAHAHA i was only joking-g!i guess
Yato:man this is so funny you both like me HMMMMMMMM ISNT THAT RIIIIGHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTT :)
Yukine:pfft- TOTALLY NOT!
Hiyori:......Maybe.
Yukine:wait u like him 2?
Yato:see you admitted it yukine!
Hiyori:HAHA not to be rude but You and yato?uh yukine that doesnt work heh im not rude.
Yukine:hiyori i do like u and all but plz stfu.
Kazuma:maybe i should leave..
Yato:🤔this is so hard youre both cute and hot but im not sure well i did do it with yukine but at the same time Hiyori i did some stuff too.
Yukine:YATO STFU 2 DONT THINK 2 MUCH OF URSELF U WORHTLESS GOD!
Hiyori:SEE HOW MEAN YOU ARE TO HIM HE SURE ISNT GOING TO LIKE YOU YUKINE!GO BE GAY SOMEWHERE ELSE!
Yukine:HIYORI I WILL MURDER U!UR TEACHING LESSONS SUCKED LIKE UR FACE!
Yato:im going to go think for a while about this who to piiiick.
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Kazuma:Yatone ftw.....im not a yaoi fan guys.
Daikoku has logged on.
Daikoku:yatori ftw you mean?
Kuraha has logged on.
Kuraha:what is even happening?
Daikoku:fite me kazuma!
Kazuma:no... I do not wish to fight*
Kuraha:Kazuma lady Bishamon says to log off your phone.
Kazuma quickly has logged off.
Yukine:im going to go stab a bitch brb.
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Hiyori:im going to go hide somewhere gtg.
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Kuraha:so uh whats up Daikoku?
Daikoku:...bye
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Hai guys!yeah i didnt say loves hahah strange anyways uh dont hurt me i do ship yatone more like i said before im sorry if you ship yatori we all have different ships lmao.
What do you ship anyways?
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Noragami has kik?
Fanfiction"this is gonna be horrible isn't it?" "You got that right for sure." One day yato decides to make a kik and teach everyone about it :3 watch the dumbness and the stupidness that happen. - I wrote this like two years ago so i know the bio is cringy...