Bishamon has logged on.
Kazuma has logged on.
Kazuma:BISHA CALM DOWN PLEASE TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE?!
Bishamon:I JUST WENT TO THE GIRLS BATHROOM AND EVERYONE WAS HITTING ME!
Bishamon:I DONT UNDERSTAND WHYYYYYY!!!
Kazuma:dear goD bisha you are not a lady anymore!I DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED BUT YOURE A GUY NOW!
Bishamon:WELL I DONT LIKE IT!!CHANGE ME BACK KAZUMA YOURE A GIRL SO ITS BETTER FOR YOU!
Kazuma:i wish if you stayed as a girl then yuri will happen.
Kazuma:i mean ehm!we'll see if we can figure this out.
Kofuku has logged on.
Kofuku:i just bought 900 Strawberry condoms and each one costs 1 dollar!!o(；△；)o ITS SO FUN BEING A GUY!
Daikoku has logged on.
Bishamon:WAIT LADY- I MEAN UH KOFUKU YOURE A GUY TOO?!?
Daikoku:KOFUKU YOU WASTED ALL MY MONEY WHY!
Kofuku:huehheueu Diakoku looks so cute as a girl(＾▽＾)
Kazuma:can we calm down please?
Ebisu has logged on.
Ebisu:i used the bathroom does that mean i sinned?
Bishamon:Oh i forgot about you...
Ebisu:is that supposed to be a pun?
Kazuma:oh here we go again also my hair is so fabulous!
Kofuku:CONDOMS TASTE GOOD! (^ Q ^)/゛
Daikoku:DONT TELL ME YOURE PUTTING THEM IN YOUR MOUTH IN PUBLIC!??!??
Bishamon:THIS NEEDS TO STOP!I BET ITS YATO's FAULT
Kazuma:BUT HE DOESNT DO MAGIC!
Ebisu:maybe for money.
Kofuku:Theyre like bubblegum!
Kofuku has logged off.
Daikoku:if Kofuku goes missing know that i-...nevermind.
Daikoku has logged off.
Bishamon:thats it im going to go see yato.
Ebisu:becareful (s)he might fall for you.
Bishamon:&££&9/*¥\£*{^^@@&&/92@@
Bishamon has logged off.
Kazuma:translation:I am going to go cri and kys ebisu.
Kazuma has logged off.
Ebisu:this is why we cant have nice things.
Ebisu has logged off.
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:) thinking about writing the fanfic.
YOU ARE READING
Noragami has kik?
Fanfiction"this is gonna be horrible isn't it?" "You got that right for sure." One day yato decides to make a kik and teach everyone about it :3 watch the dumbness and the stupidness that happen. - I wrote this like two years ago so i know the bio is cringy...
