Death: it's you time, give me you hand.
Blonde: no! I know if I don't touch you, then i'll never die.
Death: woah!!!! You figured out the key to living forever. Your soooo smart. high five!
Blonde: *high fives*
Death: *roles eyes* typical blonde...
No offense to blondes
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1000 jokes, comebacks and more. . .
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