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Something to do when your bored:

1. Catch a fly

2. Put it in the freezer

3. Wait ten minutes

4. Take out the fly, it will be unconscious, not dead

5. Pull out a strand of hair or a piece of string

6. Tie it around the fly

7. Wait till it wakes up

8. BAM!!! Your own pet fly!