RANT

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Okay so people think that ballet is easy.

Easy.

EASY

EASY?!?!?

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD THAT SHIT IS?!?

Here's some rules to being a ballerina (basically):
1. You have to be flexible.
2. You have to be graceful.
3. You have to practice.
4. You have to be comfortable enough with your body to wear tights, a leotard, and a thin see through skirt. (If you're a girl, or like dressing feminine.)
5. You have to be on a diet and exercise. (Stay healthy pretty much.)
6. You have to put in time and effort especially.
7. You have to memorize the dances, and steps.

THE SHOES (POINT SHOES ESPECIALLY) WILL KILL YOUR FEET
IF YOU THINK HEELS ARE BAD
OH BOY
THESE ARE 10000% WORSE
TRUST ME

Ballet is an art and it takes years to be great. It is not to be frowned upon. It's not something just for girls. If you're a guy and take ballet, bless you. You are wonderful.

Ballet should be considered a sport. It is a lot of work.

IT
IS
NOT
EASY!!!

Okay I'm done now.


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