Selena's POV
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I wake up to someone (most likely Wyatt) pulling the blanket off his head, I wake up and stare at Wyatt tiredly, he gives me a weak smile. We both watch Gary roll over on his side and hang upside down on the foot of the bed.
"Wyatt, Wyatt, Selena, Selena whe-where are you?" He said confusingly.
"We're right here Gare" I told him sitting up.
"What happened?" he asks
"I don't know, I think it was a dream" Wyatt cut in
"What?" Gary said sitting up
"Everything, last night, lisa, the kis-" he stopped mid sentence and looked back at me and sighs, looking down at the floor "the whole thing it had to be a dream"
"It can't be a dream Wyatt, we were all in it, how can three people have the same dream" Gary told him
"There is no other explanation it had to be a dream" Wyatt said
"Wait let's analyze this. All right, last night in your dreams, did I get up in the middle of the night and yak in your sink?" Gary told us
"Uh I don't remember anything" I said
"Didn't throw up. No, nothing you didn't see anything" Gary asks leaning back "Maybe it was a dream, a very weird, bizarre, vivid, erotic, wet, detailed dream"
"Maybe we have malaria" I spoke up
"Shit." Wyatt breathed out standing up revealing him wearing Lisa's underwear and cut sweatshirt.
Me and Gary stare at him as he goes to the bathroom.
"Selena, Gary, Wyatt Breakfast!" We hear Lisa call downstairs.
Gary turns his attention to me and gives me a confusing look. I change and walk downstairs to be greeted by Wyatt, STILL wearing Lisa's outfit
"Greetings and salutations" I say in my best J.D impression
"Hey,uh are you sure you don't remember anything last nigh You know the k-" Wyatt was cut short by Chet walking in
"Goodmorning turd brain" Chet said walking in front of Wyatt.
"Hi Chet" Wyatt said waving at him
I pushed myself onto the countertop and watched as Chet went to drink his cup of coffee but stopped midway and give Wyatt a questioning look.
"You spit in this?" He said sternly
"Mm mm, not that I'm aware of, no" he said looking down
"Hey! That looks pretty good" Chet said referring to wyatts breakfast. He picked up an egg and threw in up in the air only to have it land in a frying pan eggshell and all. "Now make yourself some dickweed" he laughed obnoxiously
"Asshole" I muttered under my breath but I guess he heard because he turned around and gave me a 'bitch say that again' look.
"Don't think I forgot about you " he sneered placing his hand on my upper thigh
"HELP STRANGER I DONT KNOW THIS MAN" I scream only for them to get muffled by his hand. He slowly let go of me and I hopped off the counter. Wyatt sighed and walked around the counter into the other room.
"Like your panties" Chet said stopping dead in his tracks after what he had said.
Wyatt nervously walks back into the kitchen "it's a joke Chet " he nervously laughed.
"That's not a joke, that's a severe behavior disorder, those are women's underpants, I mean next thing you know your wearing a bra on your head". Wyatt stares at me with a straight face and I giggled.
"Been there, done that" I chuckle.
"The old man is gonna have a stroke on this one for sure" Chet says disapprovingly.
"Alright Chet how much" Wyatt says
"How much? Oh this goes way beyond payment"
"Come on Chet please" Wyatt pleaded
"Well.....your vcr should cover it, for starters" he said pointing at Wyatt as he trails his eyes down to Lisa's underwear
"Thank you" Wyatt breathed out.
"For Christ sakes will you cover yourself" Chet says pulling off his towel making him completely naked.
"Oh god where's the bleach" I say covering my eyes
A/N : This deleted 21 times smh but anyway
