Please leave all hate comments you can think of in the comment section.
Bonus points go to those who target my main insecurities, including, but not limited to:
-my cowardice
-how much of a fucking attention whore I am
-my whole self-aware state of being
-nihilism
-how fucking stupid I am and how little I understand about the real world
-how I am the exception to the "rule" that everyone matters
-that I am an accident and a mistake
-anything else you can think ofThese hate comments are the only thing that keep me writing these stories. Now, I will write a sentence that will surely make anyone reading it feel very guilty for not doing giving me exactly what I want:
If no one comments on my story, I'm just going to shut it down because there's no point in wasting my time on something that nobody is reading; maybe I'll just quit the entire site, too.
That's sure to attract exactly the kind of comments I want. If this doesn't work, maybe I'll threaten suicide like some kind of joke. Ha-ha! Look at me! Joking about death is funny!
YOU ARE READING
Thoughts From A Self-Deprecating Nihilist
HumorA cute, little book about my life as a high school girl. I'll talk about all the important things a high school girl needs to know, like how to talk to your crush, or maybe how to be the cool kid.