|Dad Jokes| Steve Rogers X Reader

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The 1st of May 2016

That's when your little bundle of love, arrived. Steve had been waiting impatiently for 9months to see what (Baby's Name) looked like.

She/He had Steve's stunning blue eyes and your (H/C) hair. It was the perfect combination.

You wondered if he/she had gotten any special abilities; Since it ran in the family. But Bruce said it was too early to tell.

Steve was such a good father. He constantly asked you if you were okay or always tending to the baby's needs. He absolutely loved feeding (Baby's Name). He would wake up at night when your little boy/girl cried and would tell you to stay in bed.

He finally had a family, growing up he didn't have the best parents.

You were brushing little (Baby's name) teeth, when Steve walked in with a smile plastered on his face. You lifted a brow at his excitement.

"What time did the man go to the dentist?" Steve asked, eyes gleaming,

"What?" You were beyond confused. He giggled. He actually fucking giggled. "Tooth-thirty." He burst out in laughter, making your child do the same.


Bucky had offered you a lifesaver, because your baby had puked, and it would help with nausea you were getting.

You popped one in your mouth, thanking him. Then Steve came into the room. You both look at him.

"Did you hear about the guy who invented lifesavers? They say he made a mint." Once again he burst into fits of laughter.

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You were preparing ham and cheese sandwiches, the family (And Bucky, so the family) were going on a picnic.

You hummed to yourself, packing the things neatly. Then Steve appears again.

"A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, 'Sorry we don't serve food here.'"

He chucked and pumped his fist in the air, you simply rolled your eyes.

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