The husky ogre walk towards the singer. He had a wet cloth and some body wash.
"Follow me to the bathroom so we can clean you up boi." The ogre said. The rest is a bit graffiti so let's just say they do more than kleen if Ye no what I mean ;-). After the encounter they were out of breath on a towards of toilet rolls right in the middle of the store (they never even went to the bathroom)!
"BTW, my names Shrek!" The monster said.
"Shrek, Wat a bootifull nam" Breathmint Urie thought.
"My nam iz Brendon Urie!"
"I know, I love PANIC! @ the disco!" Shrek fangirled.
