The next morning Shrek took a pregnancy test and found out he waz totes preggers. But Shrek waz wearing his lucky Spiderman socks and his emo condoms which had a picture of Gerard Way Singing Welcome to the Black Parade. The next day he called Brendon to tell him the news. Brandon's day of Champagne,Cocaine,Gasoline and most things in between were over. 69 weeks and 420 days later Shrek went into labour. Inside the womb doctors were trying to hold down the baby. "If you love me let me gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Shouted the baby. It broke and ran out of Shrek's ass. Emperors new clothes began playing. But it stopped when Brendon covered the baby in a blanket. "I call him, Pepe!" Said Brendon.
Shrek just stared at him, pissed that Brendon named there child without him.
