Mafia in Naruto?! (Various x OC)

Catching Cats and Meeting Old Men

I don't own Naruto or this pic.

Sasuke was the first to react. Seeing Amanda sharpening her nails like a cat ready to claw something, he immediately stuffed a spoonful of rice in her mouth.

Amanda, who had been preparing to kill something calmed down and savored the flavor of salty grains of rice. Team Seven sighed in relief after seeing the little she-devil occupied. They each started to stuff her mouth with food, fearing for their lives.

Kakashi, who was hiding behind a tree and had used cowardly means to distance himself from Amanda, finally poofed back in. The clouds started to darken as lightning flashed. You could hear thunder loud as drums, frightening team seven. Even Amanda looked up to see what caused the disturbance.

"You all..." Kakashi threatened, scowling, "Pass!"

They all stared blankly at him, letting it settle in. Naruto was the first to react.

"I knew we would pass, datebayo!" He yelled joyously, pumping his fist. Sakura sighed in relief and Sasuke hnned while smirking. Amanda hummed in agreement, a few pieces of rice stuck on her cheeks. Mother Ducky wiped them off for her with his sleeves. Of course this was unintentional. Instead, Amanda grabbed Sasuke's emo shirt and rubbed her germs all over it. Sasuke gagged as he saw sauce all over his fresh shirt. He glared, but she had a great interest in looking at pieces of grass instead and avoided his gaze.

Time Skip~

Team Seven had started to do their brave and honorable missions... for picking weeds, walking dogs, and cleaning rivers.

For the millionth time, Naruto was beaten to a pulp.

"What's our next mission, Kakashi-Sensei?" Sakura asked, keeping her polite feminine aura while her Inner self was doing cartwheels. I swear, if he gives us another useless mission!!

"This one will be very dangerous..." Kakashi replied. Naruto had stars in his eyes, gleaming with excitement.

"What is it? What is it?" He asked repeatedly with a doggy tail wagging back and forth.

"It's to rescue a lost cat," Kakashi said bluntly. Team Seven fell back to gloominess. Little did they know, catching this cat was really dangerous.

Time skip~
"What's your distance from the target?" Kakashi spoke in his microphone.

"5 meters" they all replied.

"On the count of 3- 3... 2...1! Go!" Kakashi commanded.

"Gotcha!" Naruto roared savagely while pouncing on the kitty. The cat yelped before getting glints in its eye's and scratching Naruto's skin off. It flashed its claws menacingly, clawing everything in its path. It was like a god of destruction, slashing human flesh each time its furry paws came down.

A blonde chibi stood in front of its path. A random tumbleweed passed between the two.

Tora the cat growled until Amanda glared at her. Tora stood still, her fur raised up. Cool fog covered the dense woods, making them shiver.

"Sit," Amanda commanded. Tora sat. Team seven watched in amusement as Tora the cat meekly raised her head and covered her ears with her paws. It was weird since there was no sound, and yet Tora was clutching her ears in fright.

"Bob, enough," Amanda said, slashing the air like a war general. 'Bob' stopped whatever he was doing. Tora fainted and team seven cautiously went by. Naruto started cheering for Amanda's imaginary cat while poking Tora with a stick. Sasuke was wondering what trick Amanda used. Sakura felt relief that the mission was finally completed.

Time skip~
"Thank you for bringing back my cat!" the pudgy madam squeezed onto the fur of her kitty. The cat who had just woken up fainted again. Team Seven sweat-dropped. Maybe I shouldn't have hurt Tora... Too bad Bob was jealous, Amanda thought. Bob flapped his paws cutely and rolled to the floor, feigning innocence. Amanda shrugged and passed rubbed his belly. Bob mewed and rubbed affectionally across her legs.

Of course, team seven only saw Amanda patting the floor and smiling dotingly at it. Sasuke's insides burned as he glared at the floor. What's so good about that floor anyways?! Sakura expressed concern as she saw both Sasuke and Amanda putting all their attention to the floor. She started gritting her teeth and cursing the floor for taking away her spotlight. If this continues, Sasuke would marry the floor instead of her!

Naruto didn't see anything amiss and instead started arguing with the hokage. He bargained for a better mission like one of those old Asian mothers at the supermarket. (Me: this is totally my mom o_oi)

The hokage twitched in annoyance and slammed his fist at the desk.

"Fine!" He roared while coughing heavily at the end. Team seven watched as spit flew towards there faces. Ew, Amanda grimaced, getting out a black ruffled handkerchief and rubbing her face.

"You're mission is to escort someone very important," the Hokage mumbled awkwardly, trying to avoid the disgusted look on Amanda's face. Sigh, I've gotten old, haven't I? He thought.

"Who is it? The daiymo? An important lord? A beautiful princess?!" Naruto jumped excitedly. Sasuke didn't say anything but his charcoal eyes shined for a brief moment. Amanda thought about cows and ladies who were actually men. She chuckled evilly, rubbing her hands together in anticipation. Another ship that has yet to sail! She thought.

A shadow covered the door, and an aroma of rusted wine greeted the entrance. Naruto couldn't stop jiggling his foot. Sasuke stared deeply into the soul of the door, and a random priest started saying the words 'you may kiss the bride' (Of course, this didn't happen lol). Sakura chewed nervously on her lips. Amanda flapped her arms around and started mooing. The others broke out of their trance and stared weirdly at her. Kakashi sighed and flipped a page of his book.

"Eh? These are the brats who are escorting me?!" An old man shouted indignantly. Naruto stared at him in disbelief.

"The shortest one looks like an idiot!" He yelled brazenly. Team seven stared down at Amanda who was the shortest.

"Don't worry, you're not an idiot, dattebayo!" Naruto shouted. The old man looked confused for a moment before setting his eyes on the blonde chibi hiding behind Naruto's back.

"No need to be sad girlie, I'm talking about that idiot boy with the whiskers," his voice softened a bit. Amanda shrugged nonchalantly and grinned at Naruto's enraged expression.

"You- who are you anyways?! I'll kill you!" Naruto ran over, taking out a kunai before Kakashi grabbed him by the scuff of his collar.

"We can't kill the client, Naruto," Kakashi lectured. Naruto humphed and pouted his cheeks.

"My name is Tazuna, and your job is to escort me," the old man spoke gravely. Team seven sighed. It was just an old man, nothing special about him. Another one of those useless missions. Little did they know what they would encounter in the future...