»»--->Truth and Dare<---««

Dare from Tad Strange?!

Bill: why would Tad give us a dare?

Dipper- I dunno..hey wheres RD and Will?

Bill: *shrugs* Will has a cold and RD's taking care if him... And I dunno where Beanie is.

Stitches: *yells from outside* don't call me that!

Bill and Dipper: *walks outside*

Bill: what are you doing?-

Stitches: what does it look like? *Hanging on a tree by a leg upside down*

Dipper: how are you one leg carrying all you body weight?

Bill: looks like I gotta new nickname for Stitches!

.....

Bill: Monkey!

Stitches: *Falls on head* na I'm sticking with Beanie for now.
*Shakes head* so I hear we have dare from Tad?

Dipper: oh yeah Tad sent us this *pulls out letter* I dare Bill to change Stitches into a neko for a year!

Bill: This'll be fun. *Cracks knuckles*

Stitches: WAIT A MINUTE... FOR A YEAR?!?!!?!

Dipper: yup... You have to do this Stitches....FOR THE READERS!!

Stitches: ugh! Fine! NO TREATING ME LIKE A CAT! GOT IT?!?!

Bill: yeah yeah yeah let's just get on with it already!

Several hours later...

Bill: all done!

Dipper: *outside of room on a phone call*

Bill- shes all done..but she's resting... And it'll take a while for her to fully form.

Dipper- okay good, since Will is better he and RD is coming.

Bill: okay then, we're not gonna see her without them.... We're gonna see here all together cause it'll take some time.

Will: *walks in crying and falls on knees* y-you idiots!  I-if you k-killed her so h-help me I'll-

RD: *picks Will up like a toddler*

Will: s-sorry...I just c-care for Stitches S-so much.

Dipper: what should we do in the mean time?

Everyone: *shrugs*

Bill: *raises remote* WHAT ABOUT SOME NFL?

Everyone: YA!

Minutes later...

Bill: okay guys... Stitches' new ears are gonna be really sensitive..by sensitive I mean sensitive.

Everyone: *nods and have their phones out getting ready to take a pic*

Everyone: *walks in*

Stitches: *wakes up* *has a head rap on* oh...h-hey guys.

Dipper: hey Stitch... how's it going?

Stitches: good..I guess.

RD: WHAT?!?!

Stitches: *grabs head* shut up it hurts! *Starts tearing up*

Will: aw...my little biscuits in pain. *Hugs gently*

Stitches: I said no treating me like a cat..just a human being.......well, don't treat me like I'm normal either..... normal people scare me. Q~Q

Bill: you think you can see you get up and show us your ears and tail?

Stitches: *nods* I swear if I get up and I have male parts your dead!

Bill: *chuckles* I forced myself not to...but I didn't.

Stitches: *gets up* *and has a hospital like gown on*

Dipper: okay, first, just take off your cap.

Stitches: *nods and nervously takes cap off having big cat ears pop out*

Will: *gasps* 😨.......SO CUTE!!

Stitches: *tail pops out of gown and tries to pull it down* damn tail!

Bill: you look ridiculously ridiculous.

Dipper:..... :3 cute af.

RD: it just seems to make her uglier.

Dipper: *pimp slaps RD* you are messing....with the wrong family.

Stitches: *smile shyly*

RD: *rubs cheek* I was just messing with her, Jesus...

Will: I dare you t-too walk around like th-that in public.

Stitches: dare accepted... But what am I supposed to wear for my tail?

Bill: *shrugs* just cut a hole in you pants.

Stitches: fine.

Mabel: *jumps in through the window* ILL DECIDE FIR THE OUTFIT.

RD: how long have you been there-

Mabel: LONG ENOUGH! *pushes Stitches in room*

Stitches: *comes out with a blue and yellow sweater that is too big and black tights with black and white converse shoes* look! There's Bill's Illuminati eye on the back of my jacket with a Pinetree on the front!

Will: your tail i-is longer than expected.

RD: ikr...that makes it impossible to be not noticed. *Smirks*

Dipper: ha ha.

Bill: *sticks tongue out*

Stitches: I hate you guys.

Everyone: we love you too.

Everyone leaves..

An hour later everyone comes back.

Stitches: look at all these numbers I got! *Pulls out boys phone numbers*

Bill: *on phone*

Dipper: who you texting?

Bill: Laughing Jack...he said 'burn all those numbers to ashes or I'll give the 'Kitten' punishment.

Stitches: I was already planning on doing that. *Hold a burning match in tail and throws it in the pile of numbers*

Everyone: *watches the fire*

Bill: so what should we name are new Kitten?

Stitches: UGH

RD: Conrad.

Dipper: Mystery.

Bill: Illuminati.

Will: FLUFFY!

Everyone: *gives Will wtf face*

Will: wh-what? It was j-just a suggestion.

Stan: shut up!

Bill: should we name our kitten Illuminati?

RD: or Conrad.

Dipper: or Mystery.

Will: or Jewel.

Stitches: that's priceless...get it?... priceless.

Stan: *sios soda* how bout Puns?

Everyone: YEAH!

Stitches: omg...

Will: I wanna hold her first. *Picks up 'Puns' and Pet's her*

Bill: fiiineee!! But I'm next!

Dipper: I'm second!

RD: dammit.. why I always have to be the last? T_T

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